Follow the instructions, and let insanity ensue. This system is designed to generate a random portfolio for your deity that might inspire you.
Roll 1d65:
1. Apes
2. Armadillos
3. Bats
4. Beavers
5. Centipede
6. Crayfish
7. Deer (fuck alphabetical order)
8. Dogs
9. Dinosaurs (could be our own UNIQUE dinosaurs)
10. Demons (loose term for bad intelligent creature we can make up)
11. Eagles
12. Eels
13. Falcons
14. Foxes
15. COELACANTHS (google)
16. Spirits
17. Zombies
18. Skeletons
19. Weasels
20. Angler Fish
21. Sharks
22. Squids
23. Iguanas
24. Abominations
25. Half-breeds
26. Butterflies
27. Grasshoppers
28. Stingrays
29. Swordfish
30. Dragonflies
31. Cockroaches
32. Scarabs
33. Fey
34. Toads
33. Frogs
35. Gila Monsters
36. Raccoons
37. Red Pandas
38. Hippoes
39. Lions
40. Camels
41. Ostriches
42. Gods
43. Frill-Necked Lizard
44. Crocodiles
45. Worms
46. Bile Monsters
47. Giants
48. Midgets
49. Rabid Creatures
50. Plankton
51. Termites
52. Moths
53. Owls
54. Crows
55. Wasps
56. Sloths
57. Caterpillars
58. Panthers
59. Crabs
60. Teleoceras
61. Mastodons
62. Megachoeruses
63. Megatheriums
64. Epigauluses
65. Chalicotheres
Roll 2d12:
1. Life
2. Death
3. Nothingness
4. Magic
5. Fire
6. Light
7. Darkness
8. Earth
9. Water
10. Air
11. Blood
12. Energy
Roll 2d36:
1. Secrecy
2. Lies
3. Joy
4. Murder
5. Love
6. Tyranny
7. Pacifism
8. Glutony
9. Invention
10. Knowledge
11. Betrayal
12. Filth
13. Anger
14. Jealousy
15. Confusion
16. Curses
17. Blights
18. Sadism
19. Greed
20. Vindication
21. Domination
22. Profit
23. Luck
24. FAITHLESSNESS (A god that does not approve of worship?)
25. Healing
26. War
27. Adversity
28. Debauchery
29. Tranquility
30. Honor
31. Family
32. Indifference
33. Justice
34. Fear
35. Chaos
36. Law
Roll 3d50:
1. Castles
2. Roads
3. Wells
4. Carts
5. Trees
6. Boulders
7. Mountains
8. Bones
9. Machines
10. Statues
11. Mirrors
12. Pits
13. Seas
14. Lakes
15. Plains
16. Rainbows
17. Flesh
18. Mud
19. Graves
20. Eyes
21. Snow
22. Swords
23. Axes
24. Hammers
25. Horns
26. Halberds
27. Cloaks
28. Hoards
29. Daggers
30. Armor
31. Woods
32. Oil
33. Books
34. Caves
35. Blizzards
36. Sandstorms
37. Vomit
38. Jewelry
39. Ages
40. Rivers
41. Volcanoes
42. Calderas
43. Stars
44. Poetry
45. Dawn
46. Nightfall
47. Deserts
48. Desserts
49. Whispers
50. Blindness
Roll 1d65:
1. Apes
2. Armadillos
3. Bats
4. Beavers
5. Centipede
6. Crayfish
7. Deer (fuck alphabetical order)
8. Dogs
9. Dinosaurs (could be our own UNIQUE dinosaurs)
10. Demons (loose term for bad intelligent creature we can make up)
11. Eagles
12. Eels
13. Falcons
14. Foxes
15. COELACANTHS (google)
16. Spirits
17. Zombies
18. Skeletons
19. Weasels
20. Angler Fish
21. Sharks
22. Squids
23. Iguanas
24. Abominations
25. Half-breeds
26. Butterflies
27. Grasshoppers
28. Stingrays
29. Swordfish
30. Dragonflies
31. Cockroaches
32. Scarabs
33. Fey
34. Toads
33. Frogs
35. Gila Monsters
36. Raccoons
37. Red Pandas
38. Hippoes
39. Lions
40. Camels
41. Ostriches
42. Gods
43. Frill-Necked Lizard
44. Crocodiles
45. Worms
46. Bile Monsters
47. Giants
48. Midgets
49. Rabid Creatures
50. Plankton
51. Termites
52. Moths
53. Owls
54. Crows
55. Wasps
56. Sloths
57. Caterpillars
58. Panthers
59. Crabs
60. Teleoceras
61. Mastodons
62. Megachoeruses
63. Megatheriums
64. Epigauluses
65. Chalicotheres
Roll 2d12:
1. Life
2. Death
3. Nothingness
4. Magic
5. Fire
6. Light
7. Darkness
8. Earth
9. Water
10. Air
11. Blood
12. Energy
Roll 2d36:
1. Secrecy
2. Lies
3. Joy
4. Murder
5. Love
6. Tyranny
7. Pacifism
8. Glutony
9. Invention
10. Knowledge
11. Betrayal
12. Filth
13. Anger
14. Jealousy
15. Confusion
16. Curses
17. Blights
18. Sadism
19. Greed
20. Vindication
21. Domination
22. Profit
23. Luck
24. FAITHLESSNESS (A god that does not approve of worship?)
25. Healing
26. War
27. Adversity
28. Debauchery
29. Tranquility
30. Honor
31. Family
32. Indifference
33. Justice
34. Fear
35. Chaos
36. Law
Roll 3d50:
1. Castles
2. Roads
3. Wells
4. Carts
5. Trees
6. Boulders
7. Mountains
8. Bones
9. Machines
10. Statues
11. Mirrors
12. Pits
13. Seas
14. Lakes
15. Plains
16. Rainbows
17. Flesh
18. Mud
19. Graves
20. Eyes
21. Snow
22. Swords
23. Axes
24. Hammers
25. Horns
26. Halberds
27. Cloaks
28. Hoards
29. Daggers
30. Armor
31. Woods
32. Oil
33. Books
34. Caves
35. Blizzards
36. Sandstorms
37. Vomit
38. Jewelry
39. Ages
40. Rivers
41. Volcanoes
42. Calderas
43. Stars
44. Poetry
45. Dawn
46. Nightfall
47. Deserts
48. Desserts
49. Whispers
50. Blindness